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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Oh you'd be amazed to how she signs them!Originally posted by Wodewick View PostOI!! I thought you said you always signed rep!!!
A pox upon you cursed Queen. I shall sail to Mumsnet and raise an army and then come back and crush your wretched Femidom!
(that's a cloak btw)What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Okay, but what is this I see. DimPrawn galloping up on your rear! And while royal reppers (and sockpuppets) remain spent, there may be little to check this pretender.Originally posted by Zippy View PostSound advice.
Oi - TW! I want my coronet first.Comment
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Nah MF regularly negs me and signs it.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
I see you've fallen for the MF classic neg ploy.
Unless you mean one of his sockies
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That's part of his ploy, dimwit.Originally posted by Wodewick View PostNah MF regularly negs me and signs it.
Unless you mean one of his sockies
I don't believe I've bothered negging you yet, but when I do, I shall specify why and initial it such - just so you are clear.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Nah. I need to be at home for that.Originally posted by Wodewick View PostNah MF regularly negs me and signs it.
Unless you mean one of his sockies

Oh bugger.
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Crikey Zippy, you better get some vitamins down your neckOriginally posted by TimberWolf View PostOkay, but what is this I see. DimPrawn galloping up on your rear! And while royal reppers (and sockpuppets) remain spent, there may be little to check this pretender.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I can't help being a dimwit - please don't mock me.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostThat's part of his ploy, dimwit.
I don't believe I've bothered negging you yet, but when I do, I shall specify why and initial it such - just so you are clear.
When you say yet I assume you mean "yet today"
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Yet, at all. I don't recall having ever negged you.Originally posted by Wodewick View PostI can't help being a dimwit - please don't mock me.
When you say yet I assume you mean "yet today"
I just gave you a juicy portion of + however, so wipe yourself down and stop dithering.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Awwwwww thanks MP thats nice of you.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYet, at all. I don't recall having ever negged you.
I just gave you a juicy portion of + however, so wipe yourself down and stop dithering.
At least I think it's nice of you, as could be reasonably expected 5 reps in the past 10 mins.
4 x -ve and 1 x +ve - ALL signed MP
Some of these bellends are so predictable
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