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Lady Arse Biscuits. You are banished from my Kingdom.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
Ace.
Well, I missed all this. So, TW was King for a while I assume? Is MF now Queen?
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He'll never marry you if you let him do what he suggested above, play it hard to get likeOriginally posted by Zippy View PostTW was king, MF was Queen but now you are back in charge (haven't checked for two minutes mind). Still, TW and I are going to be married (at least I think that's what he meant) so watch yer back
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MarillionFan again.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostArise Sir Pondlife. You're +ve rep has been faithfully received.
+ve Rep now for a +ve Rep back and a knighthood!
Not you though Steve Jobs
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Bugger. I'm a bishop now.Originally posted by Zippy View PostTW was king, MF was Queen but now you are back in charge (haven't checked for two minutes mind). Still, TW and I are going to be married (at least I think that's what he meant) so watch yer back
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Just worked out how to view the Member List. You are the Sarah Ferguson of CUK I see.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostLady Arse Biscuits. You are banished from my Kingdom.
Away with you, winkstain.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Of Bath and Wells?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBugger. I'm a bishop now.
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Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
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Sound advice.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostHe'll never marry you if you let him do what he suggested above, play it hard to get like
Oi - TW! I want my coronet first.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostAway with you, winkstain.OI!! I thought you said you always signed rep!!!Originally posted by Anon -ve repYou are, quite clearly, a winkstain.Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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