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It was bad enough when the ponce was in those crap films with huge Grant, now that he's got an Oscar , she'll be wanting me to 'slip her a Colin' every other blooming night
I use the Oscars to gauge whether I'm an old fart yet. Fortunately I have no real desire to watch the 'big winners this year', so I must still be relatively young.
It was bad enough when the ponce was in those crap films with huge Grant, now that he's got an Oscar , she'll be wanting me to 'slip her a Colin' every other blooming night
Start moaning for "Angelina" in return and see her reaction.
Equal rules and all that, right?
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It was bad enough when the ponce was in those crap films with huge Grant, now that he's got an Oscar , she'll be wanting me to 'slip her a Colin' every other blooming night
A result, Shirley? In return she can give you a 'Queen Mum'.
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It was bad enough when the ponce was in those crap films with huge Grant, now that he's got an Oscar , she'll be wanting me to 'slip her a Colin' every other blooming night
How very 1995...
It's Simon Baker for me these days.
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...
That other fella you mentioned a while ago (his name escapes me, sciencey sort of fella?) is popping up everywhere these days.
Off to google this Baker fella now
Oh yeah, Prof. Cox
Darcy, oh yes.
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...
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