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Old Greg replied

1 March 2011, 11:14
Originally posted by zeitghost

I used to be, but it seems to have worn off now.

Over-use.
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DimPrawn replied

28 February 2011, 22:26
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Oh, him!

I concur. He'd get it.

Oi! Have some respect for us men.

We're not sex objects you know!

Well, I'm not anyway.
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TimberWolf replied

28 February 2011, 21:34
Originally posted by cojak View Post

Oh yeah, Prof. Cox

Would've thought that name would be quite memorable, what with it being the most important organ in the body, and Brian sounding like brain, and him being brainy.
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cojak replied

28 February 2011, 21:29
My favourite Darcy these days is...

(With a touch of Mr Rochester...)
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MaryPoppins replied

28 February 2011, 21:24
Firth isn't my cuppa tea either, never quite worked out why he's so popular. He always looks a bit bimbling to me
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cojak replied

28 February 2011, 21:19
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

The Prof is a tad geeky looking.

Every time I see a pic of Simon Baker I'd like to sort his eyebrows out.

As for Mr Darcy, hmmm, I'll give him a miss.

He did look like a blond Dennis Healy in The Devil Wears Prada, but 'they' sorted him out in the The Mentalist, nicely trimmed and slightly darker.

Now he's just right.

The Mentalist | Channel 5
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norrahe replied

28 February 2011, 20:27
Originally posted by cojak View Post

Oh yeah, Prof. Cox

Darcy, oh yes.

The Prof is a tad geeky looking.

Every time I see a pic of Simon Baker I'd like to sort his eyebrows out.

As for Mr Darcy, hmmm, I'll give him a miss.
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Pogle replied

28 February 2011, 20:02
Colin Firth - NAW he doesn't do it for me
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cailin maith replied

28 February 2011, 16:48
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

<snip>

You are mad as a box of frogs!!
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EternalOptimist replied

28 February 2011, 16:36
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

A result, Shirley? In return she can give you a 'Queen Mum'.

A 'Queen mum'

no way.

last night I gave her a 'King George VI''

EO - 'Would one like a KGV, dearest heart - its Colin here'

Mrs EO - 'One would indeedy'

EO - <slips her a crippler>

Mrs EO - 'Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha'

EO - 'stutter dear ?'

Mrs EO - 'NO, Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha'

EO - 'what is it dearest petal ?'

Mrs EO - 'Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha
THATS THE WRONG FKNG OLE'
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Churchill replied

28 February 2011, 16:27
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Is almost 5'10" all that short? Damn.

Yes it is.
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xoggoth replied

28 February 2011, 16:25
Is almost 5'10" all that short? Damn.
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cailin maith replied

28 February 2011, 16:21
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Gordon Bennet. There are forums devoted to how tall celebs are:

Simon Baker Height - how tall

I thought he'd be taller.

He's now further down my list. Thanks xog.
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xoggoth replied

28 February 2011, 16:15
Gordon Bennet. There are forums devoted to how tall celebs are:

Simon Baker Height - how tall
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xoggoth replied

28 February 2011, 16:11
The missus is watching some rerun of it now. One thing in favour of these things is that there are few horrible ugly people.
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