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My missus wants to sh@g Colin Firth

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    #11
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Don't forget your ladder.
    As you well know - height doesn't matter when you're lying down!
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #12
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      As you well know - height doesn't matter when you're lying down!
      Shush, that was supposed to be our little secret!

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        #13
        The missus is watching some rerun of it now. One thing in favour of these things is that there are few horrible ugly people.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #14
          Gordon Bennet. There are forums devoted to how tall celebs are:

          Simon Baker Height - how tall
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #15
            Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
            Gordon Bennet. There are forums devoted to how tall celebs are:

            Simon Baker Height - how tall
            I thought he'd be taller.

            He's now further down my list. Thanks xog.
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #16
              Is almost 5'10" all that short? Damn.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #17
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                Is almost 5'10" all that short? Damn.
                Yes it is.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  A result, Shirley? In return she can give you a 'Queen Mum'.
                  A 'Queen mum'

                  no way.



                  last night I gave her a 'King George VI''




                  EO - 'Would one like a KGV, dearest heart - its Colin here'




                  Mrs EO - 'One would indeedy'




                  EO - <slips her a crippler>



                  Mrs EO - 'Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha'



                  EO - 'stutter dear ?'


                  Mrs EO - 'NO, Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha'


                  EO - 'what is it dearest petal ?'



                  Mrs EO - 'Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha Tha tha tha tha
                  THATS THE WRONG FKNG OLE'




                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    <snip>


                    You are mad as a box of frogs!!
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      #20
                      Colin Firth - NAW he doesn't do it for me
                      I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                      Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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