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Having a bad day today, pls cheer me up.
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You've talked before about starting your own consultancy, why not roll with that?You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds. -
Would you actually PAY for his consultancy?Originally posted by GreenLabel View PostYou've talked before about starting your own consultancy, why not roll with that?
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Who, me? Feck no! Given his ability for the generation of massive quantities of carp and the mediocrity of some senior managers I've seen, I'm sure there are more than a few firms out there he could swindle.Originally posted by AtW View PostWould you actually PAY for his consultancy?
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Aww, all the girls choose prawn over meOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostPoor Prawn.
Boobs on the way.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Cheers MP.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostPoor Prawn.
Boobs on the way.
Saggy, but I can see they were once great assets.
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Screw you, fish face!Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostCheers MP.
Saggy, but I can see they were once great assets.
Is that a third nipple or just a jpeg artifact?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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MaryPoppins is professional and courteousOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostScrew you, fish face!
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