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Having a bad day today, pls cheer me up.

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    #11
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Well the thought that there's at least one millionaire on CUK ought to cheer you up. Means you can do it too.
    What about me?

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      #12
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      What about me?
      You may be a rouble millionaire someday, if you're lucky.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #13
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        There's always someone worse off than you*



        *except in exceptional circumstances

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          #14
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post

          Well the thought that there's at least one millionaire on CUK ought to cheer you up.
          Means you can do it too.
          I thought DP was the millionaire

          OH in "Money may not make you happy, but it does allow you to be miserable in comfort" mode
          Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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            #15
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            You may be a rouble millionaire someday, if you're lucky.
            One day. One day.

            Though at the present rate one day ain't going to be long. Net income for the week so far is 8k. According to calculations I'm going to be coming in at 62k for the first quarter.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #16
              Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
              I thought DP was the millionaire
              It's the discrepancy between his fantasy of being a millionaire and the reality of a dull, poorly-paid public-sector contract oop North that is at the root of Dim's unhappiness.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #17
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                It's the discrepancy between his fantasy of being a millionaire and the reality of a dull, poorly-paid public-sector contract oop North that is at the root of Dim's unhappiness.
                He is like Mad Hatter - never been the same ever since he sold his Cyprus villa and converted euros to GBP way too early...

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  It's the discrepancy between his fantasy of being a millionaire and the reality of a dull, poorly-paid public-sector contract oop North that is at the root of Dim's unhappiness.
                  That would also explain why you've been so grumpy lately.
                  You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    It's the discrepancy between his fantasy of being a millionaire and the reality of a dull, poorly-paid public-sector contract oop North that is at the root of Dim's unhappiness.
                    Sas mate, I dont mean to be personal, but that avatar is the closest thing I have ever seen to a pubic face.

                    just saying like




                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by GreenLabel View Post
                      That would also explain why you've been so grumpy lately.
                      No I'm grumpy because I can't see a way to get my second million.. That would enable me to retire properly you see, a million in assets isn't much these days.
                      Hard Brexit now!
                      #prayfornodeal

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