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Having a bad day today, pls cheer me up.
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You may be a rouble millionaire someday, if you're lucky.Originally posted by AtW View PostWhat about me?Hard Brexit now!
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There's always someone worse off than you*Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
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I thought DP was the millionaireOriginally posted by sasguru View Post
Well the thought that there's at least one millionaire on CUK ought to cheer you up.
Means you can do it too.
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One day. One day.Originally posted by sasguru View PostYou may be a rouble millionaire someday, if you're lucky.
Though at the present rate one day ain't going to be long. Net income for the week so far is 8k. According to calculations I'm going to be coming in at 62k for the first quarter.
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It's the discrepancy between his fantasy of being a millionaire and the reality of a dull, poorly-paid public-sector contract oop North that is at the root of Dim's unhappiness.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostI thought DP was the millionaire
Hard Brexit now!
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He is like Mad Hatter - never been the same ever since he sold his Cyprus villa and converted euros to GBP way too early...Originally posted by sasguru View PostIt's the discrepancy between his fantasy of being a millionaire and the reality of a dull, poorly-paid public-sector contract oop North that is at the root of Dim's unhappiness.Comment
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That would also explain why you've been so grumpy lately.Originally posted by sasguru View PostIt's the discrepancy between his fantasy of being a millionaire and the reality of a dull, poorly-paid public-sector contract oop North that is at the root of Dim's unhappiness.You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.Comment
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Sas mate, I dont mean to be personal, but that avatar is the closest thing I have ever seen to a pubic face.Originally posted by sasguru View PostIt's the discrepancy between his fantasy of being a millionaire and the reality of a dull, poorly-paid public-sector contract oop North that is at the root of Dim's unhappiness.
just saying like
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No I'm grumpy because I can't see a way to get my second million.. That would enable me to retire properly you see, a million in assets isn't much these days.Originally posted by GreenLabel View PostThat would also explain why you've been so grumpy lately.Hard Brexit now!
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