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Having a bad day today, pls cheer me up.

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    #21
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    No I'm grumpy because I can't see a way to get my second million.. That would enable me to retire properly you see, a million in assets isn't much these days.
    You've talked before about starting your own consultancy, why not roll with that?
    You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.

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      #22
      Originally posted by GreenLabel View Post
      You've talked before about starting your own consultancy, why not roll with that?
      Would you actually PAY for his consultancy?

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        #23
        Originally posted by AtW View Post
        Would you actually PAY for his consultancy?
        Who, me? Feck no! Given his ability for the generation of massive quantities of carp and the mediocrity of some senior managers I've seen, I'm sure there are more than a few firms out there he could swindle.
        You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.

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          #24
          Did you say you wanted cheering up ?

          Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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            #25
            Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
            There's always someone worse off than you
            What if it's Wilmslow?

            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            <penis waving>
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #26
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Poor Prawn.

              Boobs on the way.
              Aww, all the girls choose prawn over me
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #27
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                Poor Prawn.

                Boobs on the way.
                Cheers MP.

                Saggy, but I can see they were once great assets.

                Is that a third nipple or just a jpeg artifact?

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

                  Cheers MP.

                  Saggy, but I can see they were once great assets.

                  Is that a third nipple or just a jpeg artifact?
                  I have a small third nipple. I can send you a pic if you like.
                  Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    Cheers MP.

                    Saggy, but I can see they were once great assets.

                    Is that a third nipple or just a jpeg artifact?
                    Screw you, fish face!
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      Screw you, fish face!
                      MaryPoppins is professional and courteous

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