Reply to: Having a bad day today, pls cheer me up.

[suityou01]

I have a small third nipple. I can send you a pic if you like.

You are scaramanga and I claim my free golden gun.

[DimPrawn]

Oooh, look at the girly get defensive. All those macho numbers, he protests too much.

I'm only pissed off cos some twat in a CL55 AMG cut me up on the motorway today.

[d000hg]

If a £140K rear wheel drive car with 612 bhp from a 6.0 twin-turbo V12 that (with the restrictor removed) can do well over 200 MPH

Oooh, look at the girly get defensive. All those macho numbers, he protests too much.

[DimPrawn]

No I'm grumpy because I can't see a way to get my second million.. That would enable me to retire properly you see, a million in assets isn't much these days.

The Daily Mash - Britons face not being able to have everything they want

HTH

[MaryPoppins]

If a £140K rear wheel drive car with 612 bhp from a 6.0 twin-turbo V12 that (with the restrictor removed) can do well over 200 MPH is a girls car, then I'm a big fat

Come on, put your dinkle away now. You know it looked a bit, well - girly.

Here's what you want.

[DimPrawn]

I know you're just in a moody cos I said you like girly cars.

If a £140K rear wheel drive car with 612 bhp from a 6.0 twin-turbo V12 that (with the restrictor removed) can do well over 200 MPH is a girls car, then I'm a big fat

[MaryPoppins]

MaryPoppins is professional and courteous

DimPrawn knows their stuff



I know you're just in a moody cos I said you like girly cars.

[DimPrawn]

Screw you, fish face!

MaryPoppins is professional and courteous

[MaryPoppins]

Cheers MP.

Saggy, but I can see they were once great assets.

Is that a third nipple or just a jpeg artifact?

Screw you, fish face!

[OwlHoot]

Cheers MP.

Saggy, but I can see they were once great assets.

Is that a third nipple or just a jpeg artifact?

I have a small third nipple. I can send you a pic if you like.

[DimPrawn]

Poor Prawn.

Boobs on the way.

Cheers MP.

Saggy, but I can see they were once great assets.

Is that a third nipple or just a jpeg artifact?

[d000hg]

Poor Prawn.

Boobs on the way.

Aww, all the girls choose prawn over me

[d000hg]

There's always someone worse off than you

What if it's Wilmslow?

<penis waving>

[fullyautomatix]

Did you say you wanted cheering up ?

[GreenLabel]

Would you actually PAY for his consultancy?

Who, me? Feck no! Given his ability for the generation of massive quantities of carp and the mediocrity of some senior managers I've seen, I'm sure there are more than a few firms out there he could swindle.