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Gold digger test. Fair or unfair?
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ooh Jail-bait... well takes all sorts I supposeOriginally posted by AtW View Post16 and 31.
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No, add 10 years to both.Originally posted by AtW View Post16 and 31.
Allegedly.Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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He blatantly has trust issues probably from his relationship with soon to be ex wife. Sounds like he is a little bit messed up from their marriage.
He can treat the girl well and have a bit of fun or he can treat her like he is going to do which is well s**t basically. Either way it sounds like she is a rebound thing for him. Not going to last if he is going to test her the way he wants to. If he had any hope on this relationship he is going about destroying it very well.
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Is a beach hut with a rusty fridge in the Seychells so bad
Being stuck inside with a horny rich fat bloke is worse IMO.Comment
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Why not tell him to walk around with a giant phallus attached to his forehead for a few days? It will have the same net effect and will save him a fortune.
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostIs a beach hut with a rusty fridge in the Seychells so bad
Being stuck inside with a horny rich fat bloke is worse IMO.
He is not fat, very groomed with fab clothes etc. Not sure how well he would look away from his blowdry from the hairdresser.Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Its the type of thing a 13 year old would do. very silly and immature(\__/)
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Then just wait till his hairdryer blows up in the faulty plug socket and his hair gel melts in the heat.Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
He is not fat, very groomed with fab clothes etc. Not sure how well he would look away from his blowdry from the hairdresser.
And let's not forget what awaits him in the shower..
Forget about the gf's reaction - he'll be as traumatised as his clothes without any air-conditioning, the strumpet.
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