Suggestions on how to blow 10 grand

[Zippy]

Seem to have built a pile of cash under the mattress which I need to lose.

Need suggestions on how to spend it in a way that doesn't attract attention or involve having a night out with Aussielong?

Suggestions please.

Simply tell your missus it's there. Problem solved!

[MarillionFan]

Simply tell your missus it's there. Problem solved!

Actually she's not happy.

Her parents are over for the night and I got in from work and went to one of the bedrooms to move some money. When I pulled back the bed it wasn't there.

I then had to say 'Errm, has anyone seen some money floating about'

Then her mum pulled back the duvet and found it, prompting a FFS from the wife. (I havent banked for a few months. I suppose I'd better pay it in)

[suityou01]

Can someone possy rep MF for this thread please? I'm out after negging him.

[Zippy]

Can someone possy rep MF for this thread please? I'm out after negging him.

I'm afraid 'the man' won't let me give him one. And have you explained that sig yet?

[MarillionFan]

I'm afraid 'the man' won't let me give him one. And have you explained that sig yet?

It must be 3 months since you last repped me. I reckon it's because if you do you know I'll go past you.

[RichardCranium]

The first plane I ever flew

And how it ended up

And it's not as if you can call out the AA at 700 ft to deliver you some fuel.

[suityou01]

I'm afraid 'the man' won't let me give him one. And have you explained that sig yet?

Zippy seemingly has a penchant for USB vibrators.

Simples

[Cliphead]

And it's not as if you can call out the AA at 700 ft to deliver you some fuel.

I was quite attached to that plane having done my first solo in it. Glad I wasn't attached when some muppet pranged it though.

[RichardCranium]

Zippy seemingly has a penchant for USB vibrators.

Whereas your taste is in cock rings, yes?

[MarillionFan]

Blown £50 on a takeaway curry. See's you later!