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Tail numbers are the same.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostJeez man. What did you do? Crash it into a paint factory? It changed colours.
HTHKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I'm an SME on this. I'll PM you my bank details across.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI'm an SME on this. I'll PM you my bank details across.
Nice work
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That looks v similar to the plane I flew, on that one off lesson I had a while ago.Originally posted by Cliphead View PostThe first plane I ever flew

And how it ended up
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Actually I'm a bit miffed. I've had a shoulder/neck problem for a while which is giving me migraines.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostGet all your wobbly bits lipo-ed and get a personal trainer?
Also look into becoming a cage fighter.
Went to the Osteopath this week and had the treatement, telling her of the episode I had at the weekend. She worked on it and then we discussed afterwards.
See you next week I asked.
Nah. Come back in to weeks as there isn't much I can do.
Why not? I asked.
Because you've put too much bloody weight, you're drinking too much and not exercising, no wonder your shagged. So come back in a few weeks when you've changed your lifestyle because frankly there isn't much I can do until you do!

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Hope it was in better nickOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostThat looks v similar to the plane I flew, on that one off lesson I had a while ago.
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Not after I'd been at the wheel. Not, that's cars isn't it.Originally posted by Cliphead View PostHope it was in better nick
Helm? Nope, boats; I think.
Joystick?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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YokeOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNot after I'd been at the wheel. Not, that's cars isn't it.
Helm? Nope, boats; I think.
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And? The registration plate on my Porsche is registered to a Vauxhall Corsa in Wakefield. I'd hate to think how many speeding fines they have now!Originally posted by suityou01 View PostTail numbers are the same.
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