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You sure that's not a plane you've been on a date with?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
FTFY dollOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostAnd? The registration plate on my Nova is registered to a Vauxhall Corsa in Wakefield. I'd hate to think how many speeding fines they have now!
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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You can't ride a plane can you?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou sure that's not a plane you've been on a date with?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Looks like you've tried.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYou can't ride a plane can you?
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If I'm flying you can.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYou can't ride a plane can you?Comment
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Let me know where that portrait of you is showing and I'll get back to youOriginally posted by Cliphead View PostIf I'm flying you can.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Is that how those 'condoms' you were talking about last week look like when you're finished with them?Originally posted by Cliphead View PostIf I'm flying you can.
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Sorry CH, but the reg on that plane was GORP
In jockland thats the same as flying a plane with 'Dick Splash'
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No idea, probably in an attic by now. I hope.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostLet me know where that portrait of you is showing and I'll get back to youComment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostSorry CH, but the reg on that plane was GORP
In jockland thats the same as flying a plane with 'Dick Splash'
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