It smells like the end of the world.
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I think that the end of the world just came out of my bottom
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I think that the end of the world just came out of my bottom
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
That smell is as nothing compared the rotting, putrefying stench of your decaying flesh after you're dead.
HTHHard Brexit now!
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Presumably, if zombies eat brains, they must still crap. That must smell really bad. Not as bad as if they had some cabbage with it though.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Drink Bass and watch the world fall out of your bottom
What a marketing sloganDoing the needful since 1827Comment
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If you think that the bottom has fallen out of your world, drink real ale and the world will fall out of your bottom."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostIt smells like the end of the world.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostIf you think that the bottom has fallen out of your world, drink real ale and the world will fall out of your bottom.
When I used to drink that god awful lager I never had a problem.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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