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Previously on "I think that the end of the world just came out of my bottom"

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    If you think that the bottom has fallen out of your world, drink real ale and the world will fall out of your bottom.
    Why is that, bad pipes? Is it still 'alive'??

    When I used to drink that god awful lager I never had a problem.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    It smells like the end of the world.
    Brilliant. Another "tales from the crypt" from Doodabland.

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  • DaveB
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    If you think that the bottom has fallen out of your world, drink real ale and the world will fall out of your bottom.

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  • amcdonald
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    Drink Bass and watch the world fall out of your bottom

    What a marketing slogan

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  • xoggoth
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    Presumably, if zombies eat brains, they must still crap. That must smell really bad. Not as bad as if they had some cabbage with it though.

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  • sasguru
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    That smell is as nothing compared the rotting, putrefying stench of your decaying flesh after you're dead.

    HTH

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  • I think that the end of the world just came out of my bottom

    It smells like the end of the world.

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