Wear a dress.

[MarillionFan]

Bollocks.

Got 'welcome to the cheapseats' by the Wonder Stuff on
my headphones and I've just inadvertantly sung out load 'Wear a dress' on a packed quiet floor of about 30
people.

Everyone is staring. How do i recover this?

[sasguru]

Bollocks.

Got 'welcome to the cheapseats' by the Wonder Stuff on
my headphones and I've just inadvertantly sung out load 'Wear a dress' on a packed quiet floor of about 30
people.

Everyone is staring. How do i recover this?

You can't.
They're probably used to you being an unprofessional loony anway

[aussielong]

Bollocks.

Got 'welcome to the cheapseats' by the Wonder Stuff on
my headphones and I've just inadvertantly sung out load 'Wear a dress' on a packed quiet floor of about 30
people.

Everyone is staring. How do i recover this?

shout WHICH ADDRESS?

WHERE IS THE ADDRESS?

[DaveB]

shout WHICH ADDRESS?

WHERE IS THE ADDRESS?

Start singing the Birdy Song, it can't be any worse.

[Pondlife]

Just punch the first person to mention it in the face.


Oh, you've tried that. hmmmm not sure then.

[Jog On]

Might just have to come clean - in this instance the truth sounds far better than any attempt to pass this one off as normal..

[suityou01]

Bollocks.

Got 'welcome to the cheapseats' by the Wonder Stuff on
my headphones and I've just inadvertantly sung out load 'Wear a dress' on a packed quiet floor of about 30
people.

Everyone is staring. How do i recover this?

You are set for life my friend. Cock your head to one side, drool a little and speak with an impediment (more so than usual).

Firstly people will naturally assume you are someway deficient and not pick on you.
Secondly people will naturally assume you are someway deficient and not measure you by the same yardstick as say someone less deficient.

Make hay while the sun shines.

[amcdonald]

If you're at a public sector client, you've got the perfect excuse for them to never date think about not renewing your contract

The dreaded diversity policy

[MarillionFan]

You are set for life my friend. Cock your head to one side, drool a little and speak with an impediment (more so than usual).
Firstly people will naturally assume you are someway deficient and not pick on you.
Secondly people will naturally assume you are someway deficient and not measure you by the same yardstick as say someone less deficient.

Make hay while the sun shines.

Just tried that.

Somebody walked passed and said 'Hi Sasguru'