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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    You are set for life my friend. Cock your head to one side, drool a little and speak with an impediment (more so than usual).
    Firstly people will naturally assume you are someway deficient and not pick on you.
    Secondly people will naturally assume you are someway deficient and not measure you by the same yardstick as say someone less deficient.

    Make hay while the sun shines.
    Just tried that.

    Somebody walked passed and said 'Hi Sasguru'

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  • amcdonald
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    If you're at a public sector client, you've got the perfect excuse for them to never date think about not renewing your contract

    The dreaded diversity policy

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Bollocks.

    Got 'welcome to the cheapseats' by the Wonder Stuff on
    my headphones and I've just inadvertantly sung out load 'Wear a dress' on a packed quiet floor of about 30
    people.

    Everyone is staring. How do i recover this?
    You are set for life my friend. Cock your head to one side, drool a little and speak with an impediment (more so than usual).

    Firstly people will naturally assume you are someway deficient and not pick on you.
    Secondly people will naturally assume you are someway deficient and not measure you by the same yardstick as say someone less deficient.

    Make hay while the sun shines.

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  • Jog On
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    Might just have to come clean - in this instance the truth sounds far better than any attempt to pass this one off as normal..

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  • Pondlife
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    Just punch the first person to mention it in the face.


    Oh, you've tried that. hmmmm not sure then.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by aussielong View Post
    shout WHICH ADDRESS?

    WHERE IS THE ADDRESS?
    Start singing the Birdy Song, it can't be any worse.

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  • aussielong
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Bollocks.

    Got 'welcome to the cheapseats' by the Wonder Stuff on
    my headphones and I've just inadvertantly sung out load 'Wear a dress' on a packed quiet floor of about 30
    people.

    Everyone is staring. How do i recover this?
    shout WHICH ADDRESS?

    WHERE IS THE ADDRESS?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Bollocks.

    Got 'welcome to the cheapseats' by the Wonder Stuff on
    my headphones and I've just inadvertantly sung out load 'Wear a dress' on a packed quiet floor of about 30
    people.

    Everyone is staring. How do i recover this?
    You can't.
    They're probably used to you being an unprofessional loony anway

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  • MarillionFan
    started a topic Wear a dress.

    Wear a dress.

    Bollocks.

    Got 'welcome to the cheapseats' by the Wonder Stuff on
    my headphones and I've just inadvertantly sung out load 'Wear a dress' on a packed quiet floor of about 30
    people.

    Everyone is staring. How do i recover this?

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