Jazz

[Zippy]

Just a little dig at Jay Kay there.

Kumquat -'Car pollution hypocrisy'

Acid skiffle.

I'd forgotten this one.
"I don't need no melted chocolate on the seats of my Ferrari". Genius.

[minestrone]

She badda boo be da badda be bing badda boo boo be shoobie de boo bing.

What?

[minestrone]

I got told to get Steely Dan off the stereo tonight.

I'm not allowed to listen to Deacon Blues by someone who likes Deacon Blues.

[RichardCranium]

I got told to get Steely Dan off the stereo tonight.

I'm not allowed to listen to Deacon Blues by someone who likes Deacon Blues.

My Dan's gawn off and left me,
The stereo's set to down
My woman's givin' me earache
An' I can't get into town.

The bedwetters have dried up
They left me black pudding bruised
That's right, I'm sad, I'm mad, I'm bad
I've got the Deacon Blues Blues.

And that's Jazz!

[Zippy]

My Dan's gawn off and left me,
The stereo's set to down
My woman's givin' me earache
An' I can't get into town.

The bedwetters have dried up
They left me black pudding bruised
That's right, I'm sad, I'm mad, I'm bad
I've got the Deacon Blues Blues.

And that's Jazz!

No it isn't. I can fashion a simple tune round those lyrics.

[Old Greg]

It provides a technically intricate but soulless form of music. This allows emotional cripples who think they're clever to feel a sense of cultural belonging.

[minestrone]

My Dan's gawn off and left me,
The stereo's set to down
My woman's givin' me earache
An' I can't get into town.

The bedwetters have dried up
They left me black pudding bruised
That's right, I'm sad, I'm mad, I'm bad
I've got the Deacon Blues Blues.

And that's Jazz!

Th meter is all over the shop

[RichardCranium]

Th meter is all over the shop

I don't care. I hate jazz too.

I prefer music.

[minestrone]

I don't care. I hate jazz too.

I prefer music.

But where does noodling "ske wop skilldy chak chak ohh bee bop" jazz go wrong?

I place Miles Davis in the wrong group, John Coltraine is in there as well.

[VectraMan]

Jazz always makes me think of Sean's Show on C4, where every time the phone would ring he would turn on some jazz so he could answer the phone with "hang on a second, I have to turn down the jazz".

Youtube has the whole episodes, but can't find a clip.