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I thought they normally just became religiousOriginally posted by Old Greg View PostThis allows emotional cripples who think they're clever to feel a sense of cultural belonging.Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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"Emotional cripples who think they're clever"... sounds more like IT contractors than religious people or music fans.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Musicians - they're just clever.Originally posted by d000hg View Post"Emotional cripples who think they're clever"... sounds more like IT contractors than religious people or music fans.
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I spent years trying to hit everything on the drum in 4 beats, bounce hits over drums, perfecting the heel toe. I listened to the first 4 bars of superstition and realised I had got it all wrong.Comment
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Aye. You should have taken up the bass guitarOriginally posted by minestrone View PostI spent years trying to hit everything on the drum in 4 beats, bounce hits over drums, perfecting the heel toe. I listened to the first 4 bars of superstition and realised I had got it all wrong.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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I bought an acoustic bass today. Blisters now developing so that's tomorrow night's planned music session out.Originally posted by Zippy View PostAye. You should have taken up the bass guitar
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Played in a trad jazz band years ago. Was the youngest member by thirty years at least. I could put up with having to wear a red shirt and sequined waistcoast when I got paid for my first gig, without a doubt an hourly rate most on here would consider a good daily rate.
Hated the feckin music but paid so well, just like some contractor gigs I've done.Comment
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