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**RichardCranium** · 28 January 2011, 18:53

That's not how heirs are made!

**Cliphead** · 28 January 2011, 18:54

Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

That's not how heirs are made!

"Crown Jewels Royal Wedding Souvenir Condoms are a novelty condom not suitable for contraception or protection against STDs."

**Zippy** · 28 January 2011, 18:55

That's right up there with the Diana "Breakfast Plate of Hope"

**EternalOptimist** · 28 January 2011, 18:58

Excuse me milady

what is it Parker?

I just have to install the Royal condominium onto ones tub milady

no Parker. thats just for anal.

EEEEEEKKKKKK, oh parker. you might have warned one

**wobbegong** · 28 January 2011, 19:45

Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

That's not how heirs are made!

Don't split heirs!

**RichardCranium** · 28 January 2011, 19:55

Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

Don't split heirs!

He could do with doubling up those few he has on his head.

**MayContainNuts** · 28 January 2011, 20:34

Fantastic! Where can I get some?

'Darling, you're going to get royally ****ed!'

**Platypus** · 28 January 2011, 20:56

Yay, so instead of imagining how lucky willy is to be sh4gging katie, I can now put a johnny on my willy and pretend it's me sh4gging katie

**mudskipper** · 29 January 2011, 13:25

Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction have been slammed as "tasteless" by royal commentators.

The Sun

Maybe they should have done them in strawberry flavour.

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