Something for the Weekend

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xoggoth replied

30 January 2011, 18:54
They wouldn't use them, just keep them as mementoes. Some people's obsession with royalty is wierd, one of our neighbours has a plaque in the wall of their house left by previous owners to commemorate the marriage of Drippy Di & the Prince of Daftness.
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Platypus replied

30 January 2011, 15:46
Originally posted by MrMark View Post

Incidentally, is it true that when the prince reaches a certain age, an experienced "lady of the night" is hired to show the young lad what's what??? (say no more....)

Yes, that's completely true.
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MrMark replied

29 January 2011, 22:33
Incidentally, is it true that when the prince reaches a certain age, an experienced "lady of the night" is hired to show the young lad what's what??? (say no more....)
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RichardCranium replied

29 January 2011, 13:44
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

The Sun

They're only jealous they didn't think of it first. It's not as if The Sun is the arbiter of good taste!
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suityou01 replied

29 January 2011, 13:28
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

The Sun

Maybe they should have done them in strawberry flavour.

Is this something to do with Barber's Poles?
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mudskipper replied

29 January 2011, 13:25
Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction have been slammed as "tasteless" by royal commentators.

The Sun

Maybe they should have done them in strawberry flavour.
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Platypus replied

28 January 2011, 20:56
Yay, so instead of imagining how lucky willy is to be sh4gging katie, I can now put a johnny on my willy and pretend it's me sh4gging katie
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MayContainNuts replied

28 January 2011, 20:34
Fantastic! Where can I get some?

'Darling, you're going to get royally ****ed!'
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RichardCranium replied

28 January 2011, 19:55
Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

Don't split heirs!

He could do with doubling up those few he has on his head.
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wobbegong replied

28 January 2011, 19:45
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

That's not how heirs are made!

Don't split heirs!
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EternalOptimist replied

28 January 2011, 18:58
Excuse me milady

what is it Parker?

I just have to install the Royal condominium onto ones tub milady

no Parker. thats just for anal.

EEEEEEKKKKKK, oh parker. you might have warned one
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Zippy replied

28 January 2011, 18:55
That's right up there with the Diana "Breakfast Plate of Hope"
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Cliphead replied

28 January 2011, 18:54
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

That's not how heirs are made!

"Crown Jewels Royal Wedding Souvenir Condoms are a novelty condom not suitable for contraception or protection against STDs."
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RichardCranium replied

28 January 2011, 18:53
That's not how heirs are made!
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NickFitz started a topic Something for the Weekend

28 January 2011, 18:51
Something for the Weekend

Royal Wedding Commemorative Condoms
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