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Previously on "Something for the Weekend"

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  • xoggoth
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    They wouldn't use them, just keep them as mementoes. Some people's obsession with royalty is wierd, one of our neighbours has a plaque in the wall of their house left by previous owners to commemorate the marriage of Drippy Di & the Prince of Daftness.

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by MrMark View Post
    Incidentally, is it true that when the prince reaches a certain age, an experienced "lady of the night" is hired to show the young lad what's what??? (say no more....)
    Yes, that's completely true.

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  • MrMark
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    Incidentally, is it true that when the prince reaches a certain age, an experienced "lady of the night" is hired to show the young lad what's what??? (say no more....)

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    They're only jealous they didn't think of it first. It's not as if The Sun is the arbiter of good taste!

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    The Sun

    Maybe they should have done them in strawberry flavour.
    Is this something to do with Barber's Poles?

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  • mudskipper
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    Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction have been slammed as "tasteless" by royal commentators.
    The Sun

    Maybe they should have done them in strawberry flavour.

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  • Platypus
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    Yay, so instead of imagining how lucky willy is to be sh4gging katie, I can now put a johnny on my willy and pretend it's me sh4gging katie

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  • MayContainNuts
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    Fantastic! Where can I get some?

    'Darling, you're going to get royally ****ed!'

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    Don't split heirs!
    He could do with doubling up those few he has on his head.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    That's not how heirs are made!
    Don't split heirs!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Excuse me milady

    what is it Parker?

    I just have to install the Royal condominium onto ones tub milady

    no Parker. thats just for anal.


    EEEEEEKKKKKK, oh parker. you might have warned one






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  • Zippy
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    That's right up there with the Diana "Breakfast Plate of Hope"

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    That's not how heirs are made!
    "Crown Jewels Royal Wedding Souvenir Condoms are a novelty condom not suitable for contraception or protection against STDs."

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  • RichardCranium
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    That's not how heirs are made!

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