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    Apparently harmless, but best avoided

    1 peeling an orange if you have a paper cut



    yeee-owww! Ow Ow.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

    #2
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    1 peeling an orange if you have a paper cut



    yeee-owww! Ow Ow.
    Also please avoid scratching your balls after chopping Naga chillies.

    Ho hum, it's a service we provide.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Also please avoid scratching your balls after chopping Naga chillies.

      Ho hum, it's a service we provide.

      Doing anything involving Orifices or Membranes
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Also please avoid scratching your balls after chopping Naga chillies.

        Ho hum, it's a service we provide.
        Or Tiger Balm

        Also don't rub your eyes after rubbing it in either. FFS1
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Apparently harmless, but best avoided

          I thought this was going to be a thread about meeting Wilmsloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Also please avoid scratching your balls after chopping Naga chillies.
            Even just going for a wee...

            Yoghurt. Lot's of yoghurt.

            (à la Tom Sharpe's Wilt)
            If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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              #7
              Originally posted by hyperD View Post
              Even just going for a wee...

              Yoghurt. Lot's of yoghurt.

              (à la Tom Sharpe's Wilt)
              Yeah, done that. Used a glass of milk though.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Yeah, done that. Used a glass of milk though.
                Like a true contractor, did you drink it afterwards? Did ya? Did ya?

                It really does work though Churchill, thank goodness! I'm wondering whether I should wear gloves when I cut chillies in the future because I'm always forgetting and any chilli dish is always consumed with copious quantities of beer or wine and then shortly the inevitable toilet visit, followed by howling
                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                  Like a true contractor, did you drink it afterwards? Did ya? Did ya?

                  It really does work though Churchill, thank goodness! I'm wondering whether I should wear gloves when I cut chillies in the future because I'm always forgetting and any chilli dish is always consumed with copious quantities of beer or wine and then shortly the inevitable toilet visit, followed by howling
                  No I didn't drink it. Did I think about giving it to the cat, yeah.

                  Anyway, gloves now, the only solution.

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                    #10
                    I had a recurring dream when a young man, inspired by a girl called Estelle posing on a beach in one of my mate's dad's dirty books.

                    I was giving her one in the sand and during the vinegar strokes the old todger popped out of the honey-pot and in my eagerness to 'finish the job' and re-establish connectivity I missed the target and dipped my shiny helmet in the sand.

                    I don't have dreams like that anymore, last night I was dreaming about SAN's and LUN's and AIX Logical Volume Management.

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