I had a recurring dream when a young man, inspired by a girl called Estelle posing on a beach in one of my mate's dad's dirty books.
I was giving her one in the sand and during the vinegar strokes the old todger popped out of the honey-pot and in my eagerness to 'finish the job' and re-establish connectivity I missed the target and dipped my shiny helmet in the sand.
I don't have dreams like that anymore, last night I was dreaming about SAN's and LUN's and AIX Logical Volume Management.
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Reply to: Apparently harmless, but best avoided
Collapse
You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:
- You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
- You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
- If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.
Logging in...
Previously on "Apparently harmless, but best avoided"
Collapse
-
No I didn't drink it. Did I think about giving it to the cat, yeah.Originally posted by hyperD View PostLike a true contractor, did you drink it afterwards? Did ya? Did ya?
It really does work though Churchill, thank goodness! I'm wondering whether I should wear gloves when I cut chillies in the future because I'm always forgetting and any chilli dish is always consumed with copious quantities of beer or wine and then shortly the inevitable toilet visit, followed by howling
Anyway, gloves now, the only solution.
Leave a comment:
-
Like a true contractor, did you drink it afterwards? Did ya? Did ya?Originally posted by Churchill View PostYeah, done that. Used a glass of milk though.
It really does work though Churchill, thank goodness! I'm wondering whether I should wear gloves when I cut chillies in the future because I'm always forgetting and any chilli dish is always consumed with copious quantities of beer or wine and then shortly the inevitable toilet visit, followed by howling
Leave a comment:
-
Apparently harmless, but best avoided
I thought this was going to be a thread about meeting Wilmsloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
Leave a comment:
-
Or Tiger BalmOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostAlso please avoid scratching your balls after chopping Naga chillies.
Ho hum, it's a service we provide.
Also don't rub your eyes after rubbing it in either. FFS1
Leave a comment:
-
Apparently harmless, but best avoided
1 peeling an orange if you have a paper cut
yeee-owww! Ow Ow.
Tags: None
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Contractor loan demands: Is W28 playing litigation roulette? Oct 9 16:01
- Sean’s Story: He settled his contractor loans. Then they were sold for about £10. Now he’s being chased for £131,000 Oct 8 05:12
- Contractors warned as HMRC petitions to wind up ‘FCSA umbrella’ MyPay Oct 7 05:06
- As JSL squeezes small umbrella companies, Healey must act Oct 6 03:43
- Healey’s Budget 2026 to-do list for IT contractor hiring Oct 5 05:05
- Contracting Awards 2026 winners: 2025’s victors refuse to let go Oct 2 06:23
- Autumn Budget 2026: 10 predictions for UK contractors Sep 29 00:08
- Is HMRC ‘cruelly seeking to transfer debts’ to MSC contractors? Sep 28 06:37
- IT contractor demand climbed in August 2026 to 40-month high Sep 25 04:53
- Foreign Office puts 90% inside IR35 amid £15m bill: 5 steps for you Sep 24 01:11


Leave a comment: