I had a recurring dream when a young man, inspired by a girl called Estelle posing on a beach in one of my mate's dad's dirty books.
I was giving her one in the sand and during the vinegar strokes the old todger popped out of the honey-pot and in my eagerness to 'finish the job' and re-establish connectivity I missed the target and dipped my shiny helmet in the sand.
I don't have dreams like that anymore, last night I was dreaming about SAN's and LUN's and AIX Logical Volume Management.
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostLike a true contractor, did you drink it afterwards? Did ya? Did ya?
It really does work though Churchill, thank goodness! I'm wondering whether I should wear gloves when I cut chillies in the future because I'm always forgetting and any chilli dish is always consumed with copious quantities of beer or wine and then shortly the inevitable toilet visit, followed by howling
Anyway, gloves now, the only solution.
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostYeah, done that. Used a glass of milk though.
It really does work though Churchill, thank goodness! I'm wondering whether I should wear gloves when I cut chillies in the future because I'm always forgetting and any chilli dish is always consumed with copious quantities of beer or wine and then shortly the inevitable toilet visit, followed by howling
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Apparently harmless, but best avoided
I thought this was going to be a thread about meeting Wilmsloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostAlso please avoid scratching your balls after chopping Naga chillies.
Ho hum, it's a service we provide.
Also don't rub your eyes after rubbing it in either. FFS1
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