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Well if someone's offered 10k to shag that munter, he'd probably stand a chance.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
I'm interested. Any pictures? Might be able to make you an offer if they are as advertised.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostA couple of years old, excellent condition - very little use.
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hyperD, with £100,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!Originally posted by Bluespider View PostOne of your livers??!!??
Where do you keep the other one? under the sink?I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI'm interested. Any pictures? Might be able to make you an offer if they are as advertised.

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Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
Coitus Interruptus?
Originally posted by BBCAuction website eBay has withdrawn the offer, although Ms Reid says she will continue the auction on her own website.Comment
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FTFY!Originally posted by BBCAuction website eBay has withdrawn the offer, although Ms Reid says she will continue the action on her own website.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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10k! shit: the bed, I'm off to eBay. Mine must have grown back by now.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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There's not much bidding for a bird with a hump... You are talking about your hump aren't you???Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post10k! tulip the bed, I'm off to eBay. Mine must have grown back by now.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Atw has been offering 10k for someone to take his virginity but alas no takers of yet I believe.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWell if someone's offered 10k to shag that munter, he'd probably stand a chance.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Shirley his brain has to be worth more? I mean, it has never been used. Not once.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostAtw's virginity has to be worth something surely?
BBC NEWS | England | Bristol | Student sells virginity on webI couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!
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