How much are you worth?

[d000hg]

Forget selling your body parts, I bet Wilmslow and AtW would pay decent money just for a quick go...

I could get a few bob for my boobs.

Like I said.

[Pogle]

Yes, if scooped out I s'pose.

I've often pondered scooping out the guinea pigs when they die to use as novelty slippers

[MaryPoppins]

I've often pondered scooping out the guinea pigs when they die to use as novelty slippers

Have you got very small feet? Cosy.

[Pogle]

Have you got very small feet? Cosy.

Nope, big feet, but ginormous guinea pigs.

You wouldn't be confusing guinea pigs with hamsters by any chance would you? It does happen a lot round these parts.

[wobbegong]

Nope, big feet, but ginormous guinea pigs.

You wouldn't be confusing guinea pigs with hamsters by any chance would you? It does happen a lot round these parts.

You wouldn't be confusing guinea pigs with capybaras by any chance would you?

[mudskipper]

$45 million. Should secure you that loan for a new conservatory.

[MaryPoppins]

Nope, big feet, but ginormous guinea pigs.

You wouldn't be confusing guinea pigs with hamsters by any chance would you? It does happen a lot round these parts.

Ooh no, my friend has a GP called Syd and she's quite big, but still smaller than my feet I'm sure.

[Mich the Tester]

Heart and lungs pretty damn good, but too large for the average bod. Liver and kidneys in good working order. Eyes a bit dodgy, tendons, cartilage, muscles and bones pretty well fooked.

[TestMangler]

I could get a few bob for my boobs.

How much were they when you bought them ?

[PRC1964]

$45 million. Should secure you that loan for a new conservatory.

Or $4.50 if you believe this site. Might be enough for a couple of pot noodles.