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£4.5KPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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What year ? Do they have a decent service history ?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post£4.5KWhen freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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A couple of years old, excellent condition - very little use.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostWhat year ? Do they have a decent service history ?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I reckon, pound for pound, on any given day, I'd be king of the hill!
6' 6" and 19 1/2 Stone of quality Scottish meat!If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur. - Red AdairComment
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Can we deep fry you in batter?Originally posted by Bluespider View PostI reckon, pound for pound, on any given day, I'd be king of the hill!
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already been done...Originally posted by Old Greg View PostCan we deep fry you in batter?
Now I want a Pizza crunch for lunch... mmmmmmmIf you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur. - Red AdairComment
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I could probably get £100,000 for one of my livers. Considering its durability, perhaps more.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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One of your livers??!!??Originally posted by hyperD View PostI could probably get £100,000 for one of my livers. Considering it's durability, perhaps more.
Where do you keep the other one? under the sink?If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur. - Red AdairComment
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Atw's virginity has to be worth something surely?
BBC NEWS | England | Bristol | Student sells virginity on webComment
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