How much are you worth?

[MaryPoppins]

There's not much bidding for a bird with a hump... You are talking about your hump aren't you???

You'd be surprised, humps are very vogue

[MarillionFan]

Shirley his brain has to be worth more? I mean, it has never been used. Not once.

Mmm a Russian brain, unused and never soaked in vodka. Must be like the caviar of a Baltic Sturgeon but with more facial hair and scales.