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    #11
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    So he stopped coming.

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    A bit drastic. I can’t see myself letting CUK destroy my sex life.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #12
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      Hey Cousin!
      Is that legal in the UK?
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #13
        I worked someone who has since joined. and a couple of dudes who lurk a bit




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        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #14
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          Is that legal in the UK?
          You've been in AMS too long!

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            #15
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            …that a fellow CUK user might be sitting in your room as you piss around making remarks about the various wierdos, knobheads, permies and possibly fit members of your favoured gender that surround you. That MILF sitting diagonally opposite me could be a CUK’er. Hmmm, what if she were to see my remarks about her pert bosom and voluptuous booty?

            Have you ever found yourself on a project with another CUK’er?
            I do wonder sometimes.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #16
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              That reminds me. I keep referring to 'Bobs' when I see someone Indian on the TV. My 4 year old asked the waiter in the Indian the other day if his name was Bob.
              Where did the nom de plume Bob Shawadiwadi burst forth from anyways?

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                #17
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                I do wonder sometimes.
                Your hair looks nice today Mary.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  Your hair looks nice today Mary.
                  I agree.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    I do wonder sometimes.
                    Are you working with a devastatingly attractive contractor, loaded to the hilt, funny, twinkling eyes, who looks to be budgie smuggling in a pair of tight fitting black trousers?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                      Are you working with a devastatingly attractive contractor, loaded to the hilt, funny, twinkling eyes, who looks to be budgie smuggling in a pair of tight fitting black trousers?
                      I'm working near some guy with funny eyes. Is that you?
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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