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    #21
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I'm working near some guy with funny eyes. Is that you?

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      #22
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      Are you working with a devastatingly ugly contractor, stuffed to the hilt, with funny eyes, and who looks to have a decaying gerkin stuffed down his greasy slacks?
      FTFY.
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #23
        Originally posted by DaveB View Post
        FTFY.
        I LOVE gherkins.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #24
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          I LOVE gherkins.
          Bun in the oven again?
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #25
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            I LOVE gherkins.
            Oi, Prawn! You've pulled mate!
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #26
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              Bun in the oven again?
              Fat chance.

              I've always liked them.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #27
                Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                Where did the nom de plume Bob Shawadiwadi burst forth from anyways?
                Under the moon of love ?
                Doing the needful since 1827

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  I worked someone who has since joined. and a couple of dudes who lurk a bit




                  Did they enjoy your service?
                  "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
                    Under the moon of love ?
                    Are you sure it wasn't "3 steps to heaven"?

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      Are you sure it wasn't "3 steps to heaven"?
                      Who put the Bob in the Bomp-a-Bomp-a-Bob?
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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