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A bit drastic. I can’t see myself letting CUK destroy my sex life.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
Is that legal in the UK?Originally posted by Churchill View PostHey Cousin!
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I worked someone who has since joined. and a couple of dudes who lurk a bit
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You've been in AMS too long!Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIs that legal in the UK?
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I do wonder sometimes.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post…that a fellow CUK user might be sitting in your room as you piss around making remarks about the various wierdos, knobheads, permies and possibly fit members of your favoured gender that surround you. That MILF sitting diagonally opposite me could be a CUK’er. Hmmm, what if she were to see my remarks about her pert bosom and voluptuous booty?
Have you ever found yourself on a project with another CUK’er?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Where did the nom de plume Bob Shawadiwadi burst forth from anyways?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThat reminds me. I keep referring to 'Bobs' when I see someone Indian on the TV. My 4 year old asked the waiter in the Indian the other day if his name was Bob.
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Your hair looks nice today Mary.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI do wonder sometimes.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I agree.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYour hair looks nice today Mary.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Are you working with a devastatingly attractive contractor, loaded to the hilt, funny, twinkling eyes, who looks to be budgie smuggling in a pair of tight fitting black trousers?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI do wonder sometimes.Comment
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I'm working near some guy with funny eyes. Is that you?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostAre you working with a devastatingly attractive contractor, loaded to the hilt, funny, twinkling eyes, who looks to be budgie smuggling in a pair of tight fitting black trousers?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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