Bunny boiler avidance

[Wilmslow]

Start bumming men. SB will be your friend. Actually, bum SB and everyone's a winner.

Good plan - I have two lovely leather sofas that I could christen with ATW.......

Bumming men is preferable. Yes, things really are that bad.

[cojak]

Managed to avoid her over Christmas, but now I am back until the new year there is no escape.

Going to have to bite the bullet and end things this evening, or spend tomorrow night with the snoring warthog.

She is gaining week after week on Slimming World, so wanting plenty of sexercise to help her out.

This is not a good week......

Gaining??? Shouldn't that be losing? I've heard that SW is quite good for that kind of thing.

As for the rest of it, it's only because I know others have met you Wilmslow that I'm not thinking it's Troll having a merry old time with everyone.

Otherwise FFS just grow some balls and tell her it's over.

Be kind and say it's run it's course and that it's time to go your separate ways.

If you don't spell it out to her I don't think that she'd get the hint even if you were caught with a rent boy.

[Freamon]

I was in court once for speeding, and a scamming carpet company

At the same time?

[AtW]

At the same time?

Yes.

He was chasing scammers in his Ferrari.

They'd do him for murder as well but they could not find the bodies.

Allegedly.

[d000hg]

Bumming men is preferable. Yes, things really are that bad.

I suggest you lead with this line.

[BolshieBastard]

Managed to avoid her over Christmas, but now I am back until the new year there is no escape.

Going to have to bite the bullet and end things this evening, or spend tomorrow night with the snoring warthog.

She is gaining week after week on Slimming World, so wanting plenty of sexercise to help her out.

This is not a good week......

Give her a good rodgering first though!

[Alf W]

Ask her subtley if she's ever considered coprophilia. Mind you, there's always a risk she jumps at the chance.

[EternalOptimist]

She thinks you have a record of gbh and she thinks the hotel are providing you with birds ????

there is only one way she could believe all that sh1te, and that is that you have been selling her a line. Now there is nothing wrong with a bit of 'knicker talk' in my book, but that julian assange guy got villified on here just for saying he had a beamer.
so watch your step.

To answer your question though, the sharpest exit I ever saw , (and I think she was a loon) was by this bird who asked me to do some porno stuff with food. So she sticks a bit of cream on me tub-end, and slurps away - you get the idea.
well when it was my turn, I went to the fridge - nothing. All I had was a jar of piccalili in the cupboard, so I makes my way back to her in the dark and applied a spoonful.

aaaaaagrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaar

jeez h christ, what a blood curdling scream!!!. She had her draws on and out the door before I could say 'Hope it gets better soon love'

[suityou01]

Gaining??? Shouldn't that be losing? I've heard that SW is quite good for that kind of thing.

As for the rest of it, it's only because I know others have met you Wilmslow that I'm not thinking it's Troll having a merry old time with everyone.

Otherwise FFS just grow some balls and tell her it's over.

Be kind and say it's run it's course and that it's time to go your separate ways.

If you don't spell it out to her I don't think that she'd get the hint even if you were caught with a rent boy.

Cojak Cojak Cojak

Listen my dear, just because you met someone claiming to own the Wilmslow sock puppet account doesn't mean it isn't SASGuru having a whale of a time.

[MarillionFan]

Cojak Cojak Cojak

Listen my dear, just because you met someone claiming to own the Wilmslow sock puppet account doesn't mean it isn't SASGuru having a whale of a time.

Oi SY!

Don't take Cojak for a mug.

She's met me and we've been for lunch. She's always telling people what a sweety I am, which just goes to prove no-one pulls the wool over Jacko's eyes!