He knows when you've been bad or good - See what Santa thinks you deserve

[Pondlife]

I get a night out with Kerry Katona

Fab.

A night on the coke and an Iceland 70pc Indian party pack.

I'd take your purse if I were you.

[EternalOptimist]

Wow

I can look forward to thirty lashes on the bare bum with a scented bootlace, plus a cucumber felching session
and I havent even been to the santa website yet

[cailin maith]

Wow

I can look forward to thirty lashes on the bare bum with a scented bootlace, plus a cucumber felching session
and I havent even been to the santa website yet

[cailin maith]

A night on the coke and an Iceland 70pc Indian party pack.

I'd take your purse if I were you.

Sound advice but she is a scouser... not sure I want her to know I have me purse with me

[MaryPoppins]

It's spooky how it knows:

MARY POPPINS.
This year you have been totally unpleasant to be around, and for Christmas you will be receiving an audience with Robbie Williams.

[MarillionFan]

Marillionfan.
This year you have been
too loud and brash,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a date with Ross from Friends.

[TinTrump]

TinTrump.
This year you have been
unpleasant on every level,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
Gary Glitter's rough-guide to Veitnam.

[eek]

Eek.
This year you have been
a God-damn mentallist
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a tit-wank from Holly Willoughby

At least it answers the tits or face question.

[GreenLabel]

GreenLabel.
This year you have been
a little too masculine,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a tour of a Chilean mine.

[mudskipper]

Ooh - I get a royal wedding invite. That should fetch a few quid on ebay.