He knows when you've been bad or good - See what Santa thinks you deserve

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darmstadt replied

23 December 2010, 16:03
Forum:

Darmstadt.
This year you have been
an arse wipe,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
Literally nothing.

Real:

This year you have been
terrible in bed,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a vigorous fisting from your favourite uncle.
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amcdonald replied

23 December 2010, 15:15
This year you have been behaving like a spoit child,
and for Christmas you will be receiving an evening with Bette Midler

I didn't know Bette went Dogging ?
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mudskipper replied

23 December 2010, 15:13
Ooh - I get a royal wedding invite. That should fetch a few quid on ebay.
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GreenLabel replied

23 December 2010, 15:12
GreenLabel.
This year you have been
a little too masculine,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a tour of a Chilean mine.
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eek replied

23 December 2010, 14:43
Eek.
This year you have been
a God-damn mentallist
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a tit-wank from Holly Willoughby

At least it answers the tits or face question.
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TinTrump replied

23 December 2010, 13:38
TinTrump.
This year you have been
unpleasant on every level,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
Gary Glitter's rough-guide to Veitnam.
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MarillionFan replied

23 December 2010, 13:23
Marillionfan.
This year you have been
too loud and brash,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a date with Ross from Friends.
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MaryPoppins replied

23 December 2010, 13:22
It's spooky how it knows:

MARY POPPINS.
This year you have been totally unpleasant to be around, and for Christmas you will be receiving an audience with Robbie Williams.
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cailin maith replied

23 December 2010, 13:08
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

A night on the coke and an Iceland 70pc Indian party pack.

I'd take your purse if I were you.

Sound advice but she is a scouser... not sure I want her to know I have me purse with me
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cailin maith replied

23 December 2010, 13:07
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Wow

I can look forward to thirty lashes on the bare bum with a scented bootlace, plus a cucumber felching session
and I havent even been to the santa website yet
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EternalOptimist replied

23 December 2010, 13:06
Wow

I can look forward to thirty lashes on the bare bum with a scented bootlace, plus a cucumber felching session
and I havent even been to the santa website yet
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Pondlife replied

23 December 2010, 13:00
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

I get a night out with Kerry Katona

Fab.

A night on the coke and an Iceland 70pc Indian party pack.

I'd take your purse if I were you.
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MarillionFan replied

23 December 2010, 12:32
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

I get a night out with Kerry Katona

Fab.
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cailin maith replied

23 December 2010, 12:27
I get a night out with Kerry Katona

Fab.
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d000hg replied

23 December 2010, 12:17
How ironic:

Cuk.
This year you have been
too whiney for words,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
sweet s***-all, you f***-valve.
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