He knows when you've been bad or good - See what Santa thinks you deserve

[Halo Jones]

I got
This year you have been F****** Awesome
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a cock into your eagerly waiting mouth.

Looks like BGG is having a nice Crimbo

[Churchill]

I got
This year you have been F****** Awesome
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a cock into your eagerly waiting mouth.

Looks like BGG is having a nice Crimbo

Board Game Geek.
This year you have been
a horrendous twat,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
the gift of sodomy.

Whatever floats his boat...

[chef]

chef.
This year you have been
a bit of a **** (rhymes with twunt),
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a date with a Piers Morgan lookalike.

I think I've got Sas' present

[Pondlife]

Pondlife.
This year you have been
a f*ckhead,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
Jesus into your life, you needy tw@t.


Do you reckon I can exchange it at M&S?

[FiveTimes]

Fivetimes.
This year you have been
a bit of a nob,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a visit from some really ******* annoying Jehova's Witnesses.

[sasguru]

I think I've got Sas' present

Nah.

Sasguru.
This year you have been
terrible in bed,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a compliment from Phil Collins

[d000hg]

D000hg.
This year you have been
corrupt and disloyal,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a compliment from Phil Collins.

[d000hg]

How ironic:

Cuk.
This year you have been
too whiney for words,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
sweet s***-all, you f***-valve.

[cailin maith]

I get a night out with Kerry Katona

Fab.

[MarillionFan]

I get a night out with Kerry Katona

Fab.