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Come on, own up, who was it?
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Come on, own up, who was it?
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
Lord Alan, who has been wasting lots of time being shouty at Piers Morgan on Twitter, offered his own thoughts about the sorry incident this morning.
"Pervert Caught Pleasuring Himself In Library While Reading my Book Mixing business with pleasure | The Sun |News mixing business with pleasure? Piers was that you?"
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He'd spent it all on Pot Noodles?Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostWhy didn't the winker buy his own copy?"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Poor bloke.....spent his entire wad on an Alan Sugar book.....
Wonder if he shouted "I've fired" at the end......
Used to like to splash out on a good book myself occasionaly.......
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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LOL. Very good!!!Originally posted by TestMangler View PostUsed to like to splash out on a good book myself occasionaly.......
'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostPoor bloke.....spent his entire wad on an Alan Sugar book.....
Wonder if he shouted "I've fired" at the end......
Used to like to splash out on a good book myself occasionaly.......
Excellent!
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Not me.
I did knock one out over a Deborah Meaden book, before shouting 'I'm in' at the last moment.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Can't wait for Gordon Brown's imminent tome. That's got to be worth cracking one off to.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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