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Previously on "Come on, own up, who was it?"

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Knew about this news a week ago as it was in my local paper before the national press picked it up but it wasn't me honest.
    I first saw it it on 'I'll jizz eerier' about a week ago




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  • xoggoth
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    This wasn't me either.

    'Nappy fetish' man arrested after posing as autistic adult to trick people into looking after him | Mail Online

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    For the avoidance of doubt - minging.
    I concur. A definite case of detumenscence.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    You calling him ugly?
    For the avoidance of doubt - minging.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I can't imagine how one would remain in the necessary state of tumescence when faced with Lord Sugar.
    You calling him ugly?

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  • Zippy
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    I can't imagine how one would remain in the necessary state of tumescence when faced with Lord Sugar.

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  • xoggoth
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    Knew about this news a week ago as it was in my local paper before the national press picked it up but it wasn't me honest.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by GillsMan View Post
    I'm so proud of Crawley sometimes (guess where I live).
    I dunno. Richmond?

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  • GillsMan
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    I'm so proud of Crawley sometimes (guess where I live).

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  • thunderlizard
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    I'm having trouble taking seriously a man called Lord Sugar. Shouldn't he be in a children's fairy tale, standing by the Great Syrup River, chuckling jovially and munching on chunks of his Candy Castle?

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  • bogeyman
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    Can't wait for Gordon Brown's imminent tome. That's got to be worth cracking one off to.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Not me.

    I did knock one out over a Deborah Meaden book, before shouting 'I'm in' at the last moment.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Poor bloke.....spent his entire wad on an Alan Sugar book.....

    Wonder if he shouted "I've fired" at the end......

    Used to like to splash out on a good book myself occasionaly.......
    Excellent!

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Used to like to splash out on a good book myself occasionaly.......
    LOL. Very good!!!

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  • TestMangler
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    Poor bloke.....spent his entire wad on an Alan Sugar book.....

    Wonder if he shouted "I've fired" at the end......

    Used to like to splash out on a good book myself occasionaly.......

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