Minor things that really piss you off !

[MarillionFan]

Typical ******* woman. You assuming something makes me wrong ?

No, me assuming something may make me wrong. Probably not in this instance though, as I also assumed you are a bit of a bell end.

Are you two a couple? Can you keep this kind of argument for the kitchen please.

ta awfully

[MaryPoppins]

Are you two a couple? Can you keep this kind of argument for the kitchen please.

ta awfully

Not sure a tulipe sockie can have a partner.

[TestMangler]

No, me assuming something may make me wrong. Probably not in this instance though, as I also assumed you are a bit of a bell end.

You are obviously in dire need of an orgasm (or chocolate).

[Bunk]

Not sure a tulipe sockie can have a partner.

I reckon we could get Wilmslow and Lola together though. Not sure what the offspring would be though

[RichardCranium]

When I can't find the smiley I want because they've had a shuffle round again.

[RichardCranium]

1. When you have a long queue of traffic on a single carriageway road and some twonk leaves a huuuuuuuuuge gap between them and the car in front.

2. When you have a long queue of traffic on a single carriageway road and some twonk leaves a huuuuuuuuuge gap between them and the car in front and you are behind them and some bugger(s) behind you overtake the lot and go into the gap.

3. When you have a long queue of traffic on a single carriageway road and some twonk leaves a huuuuuuuuuge gap between them and the car in front and you are behind them and decide to overtake to teach them a lesson, but cannot pull out because some bugger(s) behind you overtake the lot and go into the gap.

4. When you have a long queue of traffic on a single carriageway road and some twonk leaves a huuuuuuuuuge gap between them and the car in front and you are way behind them and only a few car lengths from the left turn you want to take.


If you are one of those people who leaves a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge gap between you and the car in front when in a traffic jam, why? Do you not realise that you and a few others like you can add a mile to such a queue, and in so doing block junctions or even small towns that are way behind you?

[gricerboy]

1. When you have a long queue of traffic on a single carriageway road and some twonk leaves a huuuuuuuuuge gap between them and the car in front.

2. When you have a long queue of traffic on a single carriageway road and some twonk leaves a huuuuuuuuuge gap between them and the car in front and you are behind them and some bugger(s) behind you overtake the lot and go into the gap.

3. When you have a long queue of traffic on a single carriageway road and some twonk leaves a huuuuuuuuuge gap between them and the car in front and you are behind them and decide to overtake to teach them a lesson, but cannot pull out because some bugger(s) behind you overtake the lot and go into the gap.

4. When you have a long queue of traffic on a single carriageway road and some twonk leaves a huuuuuuuuuge gap between them and the car in front and you are way behind them and only a few car lengths from the left turn you want to take.


If you are one of those people who leaves a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge gap between you and the car in front when in a traffic jam, why? Do you not realise that you and a few others like you can add a mile to such a queue, and in so doing block junctions or even small towns that are way behind you?

A large gap is good practice. You should always be able to see tyres and tarmac.

[RichardCranium]

You should see me biting my tongue when I go to the post office to buy a stamp only to find that it's pension day & they're all shuffling round that windy maze like queue on their zimmer frames

Be grateful. Our local Post Office has the new system whereby you have to select what type of transaction you want to do, then it gives you a ticket. BUT, every window has a different set of numbers for its queue so it is impossible to tell how far into the queue you are.

And if you want to do two or more types of transaction ... :where's-the-sodding-suicide-smiley-gone:

[RichardCranium]

Oh I almost love this one. Nearly every time I attempt to park on my drive, someone does this. I like to take it niiiice and slow.

A few homes ago, we had a large shared drive and a zebra crossing & speed camera outside. Because of how the surrounding 6' high wall went, you had to take it slow going in (otherwise risk hitting the neighbour coming out!)

Frequently, as I slowed down, the car behind would come up and sit on my bumper. Whenever that happened I slowed down even more at which point they would get all cross, pull out and zooooom away across the zebra crossing and <FLASH!> that was their day f**ked.

[ThomasSoerensen]

A few homes ago, we had a large shared drive and a zebra crossing & speed camera outside. Because of how the surrounding 6' high wall went, you had to take it slow going in (otherwise risk hitting the neighbour coming out!)

Frequently, as I slowed down, the car behind would come up and sit on my bumper. Whenever that happened I slowed down even more at which point they would get all cross, pull out and zooooom away across the zebra crossing and <FLASH!> that was their day f**ked.