Minor things that really piss you off !

[Peoplesoft bloke]

OAPs who get so bored of ...

People who use the expression "bored of" in preference to "bored with".

Women who say "bye, bye, bye, bye,bye, bye, bye, byebye, bye, bye, byebye, bye, bye, byebye, bye, bye, byebye, bye, bye, bye" at the end of each jocking phone call.

People who pronounce the letter H as "haitch"

People who hold their knife like a pen.

[MarillionFan]

People who give hard luck stories to borrow some money and then don't pay it back

[suityou01]

All weather forecasters and tabloid journalists.

Worst artic blast in nearly 100 years my flaming arse

[darmstadt]

The bloke in the hotel room next to mine who's been speaking loudly for the last hour or so to himself. Put a sock in it you loud bastard

People who have loud sex in hotel rooms

People who turn their televisions on loud at 3am in hotel rooms

People who can't park their cars properly in the hotel underground carpark causing me to do a massive 30 point turn to squeeze in

People who come back to the hotel late at night with their friends and decide to have a conversation in the corridor before turning in. Didn't you have the whole evening to talk to each other, *******?

People who get in the lift in hotels when you're going down with all your luggage but they want to go up neccesitating them having to get out of the lift first and you having to squeeze past them. Look, idiots, its going to come back up again, surely you can wait a few more seconds?

The bastard TV in my hotel room that every time I change channel turns the volume up full blast and won't go down again for a good few seconds

Hotel rooms that don't have carpet floors (wood is acceptable.) Don't you know its bloody cold in the morning and I don't want to put my nice warm feet on a cold stone floor

Hotels that insist on giving you a key with a keyring which weighs half a ton and looks like a dildo. Where the **** am I going to put it?

Hotels that give me a no smoking room even though I specifically requested a smoking room on my reservation. Whats the point of having that option on the booking form if your don't respect it?

Hotels that charge as much for the carpark (and Internet) as for the room. I'm looking at you - hotels in the UK specifically. Rip-off bastards

Women who chat me up in hotel bars. How am I supposed to know that you're going to want paying later? If you're going to do that type of thing then don't dress up like a respectable business woman

[Peoplesoft bloke]

The bloke in the hotel room next to mine who's been speaking loudly for the last hour or so to himself. Put a sock in it you loud bastard .etc etc.

Totally agree! (with entire post)

[suityou01]

SY03-05

Go to sleep you horrible lot.

[darmstadt]

When the Youporn stream starts buffering at a crucial point

[gingerjedi]

SY03-05

Go to sleep you horrible lot.

'Minor' I see what you did there.

[suityou01]

'Minor' I see what you did there.

Ahem, yer that's right, I iz well clever innit.

[MarillionFan]

SY03, Milkman04, BigDickDaveFromDagenham05

Go to sleep you horrible lot.

ftfy