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    #21
    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    and where the heck did I put my Christmas avatar.....
    No avatar here but if you want to mail me your address I will post your earrings back
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      #22
      Originally posted by GreenLabel View Post
      Limericks
      Very good!

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        #23
        Originally posted by GreenLabel View Post
        kandr was finally marched off the premises. In spite of our warnings, it would appear that the door did in fact hit him in the arse on the way out, and he was none to pleased about it.
        Does that mean you are a sockie of a mod or admin?
        How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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          #24
          Originally posted by GreenLabel View Post
          There once was a moron named kandr,
          Who jumped on the 'net for a gander,
          He acted the fool,
          RH sent him to school,
          And tossed him back out to meander.

          Next came a tosser called Mark,
          Who suddenly stepped out from the dark,
          He wailed and moaned,
          But quickly got pwned,
          And NATs bite became worse than his bark.

          Lastly came Freelancer seven five,
          Thinking no one was hip to his jive,
          The regulars pounced,
          The Freelancer flounced,
          But it's possible he's still alive.
          Excellent, you must have spent ages on that, although you are coming over a bit obsessed. Maybe because kandr, markmm and myself destroyed you more times than tykemerc asks for sockies to be banned?

          HTH
          Last edited by freelancer75; 11 December 2010, 19:17.

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            #25
            Originally posted by freelancer75 View Post
            Excellent, you must have spent ages on that, although you are coming over a bit obsessed. Maybe because kandr, markmm and myself destroyed you more times than tykemerc asks for sockies to be banned?

            HTH
            no no no. thats not exponential banter.

            here , watch this.

            'Call THAT a poem - jeez, it scans less than a tesco checkout'

            go on, give it a go.



            you will be the first to admit - this banter malarky is not as easy as you first think. is it



            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #26
              How would you be aware of that 75?

              Are you named 75 like the 85 guy in Alien 3?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #27
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                no no no. thats not exponential banter.

                here , watch this.

                'Call THAT a poem - jeez, it scans less than a tesco checkout'

                go on, give it a go.



                you will be the first to admit - this banter malarky is not as easy as you first think. is it



                Nah I think mines was better but only by 190 orders of magnitude.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  How would you be aware of that 75?

                  Are you named 75 like the 85 guy in Alien 3?
                  After being accused of being sockie of these other users I went back and read their recent posts. I have to say they were quite witty although they went over the line sometimes and humilated a few of their counterparts.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by freelancer75 View Post
                    Nah I think mines was better but only by 190 orders of magnitude.
                    ah well there you go. banter is light hearted jesting between friends. you are more interested in something else

                    so by your own definition, you can fck off now. exponentially.
                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                      ah well there you go. banter is light hearted jesting between friends. you are more interested in something else

                      so by your own definition, you can fck off now. exponentially.
                      Err did you read green labels post he names me directly. I have no doubt he is scrawling the word "I hate kandr" over and over on his living room wall with his own exrement.

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