Managment summary please..

[Zippy]

The bedwetters are winning -soon it will be as dull as cc.net

Rubbish! None of the recent sockies put any effort in. You've got to make the effort to sucker people in (not you personally of course, I'm sure you wouldn't do that sort of thing)

[MarillionFan]

...and Troll is trying to take over from He who should not be named

ftfy

[MarillionFan]

Rubbish! None of the recent sockies put any effort in. You've got to make the effort to sucker people in (not you personally of course, I'm sure you wouldn't do that sort of thing)

I quite liked them. How
somebody can still create a sockie on CUK and get as many experienced posters to bite amazes me. It's always the class of 2007+ that take the bait. You never see the class of 2005 fall for it.

[cojak]

Newbies, eh?

[MarillionFan]

Newbies, eh?

We've had a chico and an AndyW style sockie back this week! What next? A farmer???

[GreenLabel]

I've been busy and distracted and TBH much of the time unable to face all the twattyness on here.

But I have a sense that sommats up and admin are trying to tidy the place up.

Am I correct? what have I missed then.

kandr was finally marched off the premises. In spite of our warnings, it would appear that the door did in fact hit him in the arse on the way out, and he was none to pleased about it. He went around to the alley out the back, put on one of those glasses-nose-and-moustache disguises, and marched back in calling himself "markmm".

Said disguise didn't stick for very long, perhaps not helped by the fact that markmm's first act upon re-entering the building was to start a discussion moaning and wailing about the unceremonious departure of the loathed kandr. Realising that the jig was up and his true ID was known, markmm went back outside, donned a top hat, monacle, and cane, and swaggered back in under the name of freelancer75; a charade that lasted all of about four seconds.

markmm was subsequently banned, freelancer75 flounced rather spectacularly, and the epic saga of Marky Mark and the Sockie Bunch came to an end...

... or did it?

[Clippy]

CUK has been running according to specification and within tolerances.

However, recently, it was noted there were some unknown events causing un-expected variances.

Upon further inspection, it was noted that some sock-type items had become entangled within the smooth running machinery that is CUK.

Most of the socks were removed or dis-appeared but as this co-incided with the weekend, when the CUK machinery is running below capacity, it is not yet known if all socks have, in fact, been erradicated.

Weekend management are monitoring the situation, through a wine bottle, in case previous events re-occur and are ready to intervene with shouts of "I ruv yooo" if needed.

[AtW]

Your Christmas avatar is down the back of the sofa.

It wasn't behind mine

[Zippy]

Ah yes, I almost forgot the most important things:

- AtW still hasn't got a new sofa, so he's having to watch the TV seated on a bed of nails
- AtW is still on a PAYG meter

Both companies involved are swindling barstewards.

[GreenLabel]

CUK has been running according to specification and within tolerances.

However, recently, it was noted there were some unknown events causing un-expected variances.

Upon further inspection, it was noted that some sock-type items had become entangled within the smooth running machinery that is CUK.

Most of the socks were removed or dis-appeared but as this co-incided with the weekend, when the CUK machinery is running below capacity, it is not yet known if all socks have, in fact, been erradicated.

Weekend management are monitoring the situation, through a wine bottle, in case previous events re-occur and are ready to intervene with shouts of "I ruv yooo" if needed.

There once was a moron named kandr,
Who jumped on the 'net for a gander,
He acted the fool,
RH sent him to school,
And tossed him back out to meander.

Next came a tosser called Mark,
Who suddenly stepped out from the dark,
He wailed and moaned,
But quickly got pwned,
And NATs bite became worse than his bark.

Lastly came Freelancer seven five,
Thinking no one was hip to his jive,
The regulars pounced,
The Freelancer flounced,
But it's possible he's still alive.