More Gym Woes

[cailin maith]

I have been the victim of array in the gym. I'm so upset over this that I am considering the cancellation of my subscription.

After having emerged from the sanitary facilities, a beefcake intentionally bumped into me and said "<expletive_deleted/> pooftah". I don't know what prompted him to use these words but the man was a complete vulgarian; he was wearing one of those T shirts that displays the slogan "If found return to the pub".

Perhaps it was because I was using talc? At the moment of the outrage I was stood nude with my Marks and Sparks Y fronts around my knees busy dusting the inside of them with Johnson's Baby Powder. I find it dries up any residual moisture and stops any chafing between the top of my legs and my jolly bag.
Anyhow, owing to this somewhat precarious position in which I was stood, his nudge resulted in my falling for the 3rd time this week and I have now got my water on the knee back again. Any sympathy from my friends here would be most appreciated.

Way, way, waaaaaayyyyy too much information.

[OwlHoot]

Which one? There are a number of candidates. ..

1. pondlife

2. suityou01

3. threaded

( in order of probability IMHO, with threaded at 1,000,000 : 1 )

[d000hg]

I have been the victim of array in the gym.

Did someone make a comment about your 'zero index'?

[MaryPoppins]

Don't tell this to MP - she'll get all excitable

I liked the M&S pants/talc detail. I do like a bit of talc, you're right there Platypus.

[freelancer75]

1. pondlife

2. suityou01

3. threaded

( in order of probability IMHO, with threaded at 1,000,000 : 1 )

So people think he is a sockie? Me too, so why hasn't he been banned?

[cailin maith]

So people think he is a sockie? Me too, so why hasn't he been banned?

Cos even though he is a gimp, he's not a total cock.

[GreenLabel]

Cos even though he is a gimp, he's not a total cock.

WCMS.

[Pondlife]

1. pondlife

2. suityou01

3. threaded

( in order of probability IMHO, with threaded at 1,000,000 : 1 )

How very dare you.

Outside now!

Sorry to disappoint but it's not me.

[mudskipper]

1. pondlife

2. suityou01

3. threaded

( in order of probability IMHO, with threaded at 1,000,000 : 1 )

I don't reckon it's SY (although he did first appear when SY was on a flounce...)
I reckon MTT should be on the list.