I have been the victim of array in the gym. I'm so upset over this that I am considering the cancellation of my subscription.
After having emerged from the sanitary facilities, a beefcake intentionally bumped into me and said "<expletive_deleted/> pooftah". I don't know what prompted him to use these words but the man was a complete vulgarian; he was wearing one of those T shirts that displays the slogan "If found return to the pub".
Perhaps it was because I was using talc? At the moment of the outrage I was stood nude with my Marks and Sparks Y fronts around my knees busy dusting the inside of them with Johnson's Baby Powder. I find it dries up any residual moisture and stops any chafing between the top of my legs and my jolly bag.
Anyhow, owing to this somewhat precarious position in which I was stood, his nudge resulted in my falling for the 3rd time this week and I have now got my water on the knee back again. Any sympathy from my friends here would be most appreciated.
After having emerged from the sanitary facilities, a beefcake intentionally bumped into me and said "<expletive_deleted/> pooftah". I don't know what prompted him to use these words but the man was a complete vulgarian; he was wearing one of those T shirts that displays the slogan "If found return to the pub".
Perhaps it was because I was using talc? At the moment of the outrage I was stood nude with my Marks and Sparks Y fronts around my knees busy dusting the inside of them with Johnson's Baby Powder. I find it dries up any residual moisture and stops any chafing between the top of my legs and my jolly bag.
Anyhow, owing to this somewhat precarious position in which I was stood, his nudge resulted in my falling for the 3rd time this week and I have now got my water on the knee back again. Any sympathy from my friends here would be most appreciated.
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