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Random Friday Thread... what small things make you disproportionally happy?

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    #11
    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Walking along behind some yoofs and one stops, takes a step back, puts some rubbish into a street litterbin and then carries on as if they had done something normal.


    (I have seen this happen twice in this town this past year. On both occasions the yoofs in question have been talking in a East European language. )
    Bloody Poles. Coming over here, picking up our litter, tidying up our towns. It's an outrage. Get the Daily Mail onto it immediately

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      #12
      Changing lanes without hitting any cats eyes. Driving fast over a bump in the road so that it tickles your tummy!
      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

      I preferred version 1!

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        #13
        Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
        Changing lanes without hitting any cats eyes. Driving fast over a bump in the road so that it tickles your tummy!
        Using the brakes to 'bounce' your car over a nasty speed-bump faster and smoother than you can normally drive over it. Especially if you can time it right to get a 'double-bounce' with both axles.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #14
          Finding a geocache

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            #15
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Achieving the perfect cuppa.

            Clearing out the garage.
            Again, is this a euphemism?
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #16
              Arranging little boxes of old screws in my shed. Staring at a different wall.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #17
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Again, is this a euphemism?
                I'm starting to think you could turn anything into a euphemism...
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #18
                  Taking off from a traffic light with the rears spinning

                  Getting the drift perfect on the corner into my little side street.
                  "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
                    Taking off from a traffic light with the rears spinning

                    Getting the drift perfect on the corner into my little side street.
                    Are you 17?
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #20
                      Have to agree with Mary Poppins, that first sip of tea in the morning.

                      Even better is when you can sit and enjoy the cup of tea and not have to rush it.
                      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                      Norrahe's blog

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