10 things to do before you die.

[d000hg]

Sleep with a supermodel.

How unimaginative. It's not enough she is beautiful, she needs a label so you can brag about it.

[DimPrawn]

1. Become International Man of Mystery,
2. Save World from Certain Doom,
3. Find True Love,
4. Go To Outer Space,
5. Travel Through Time, Backward and Forward,
6. Be Cryogenically Frozen,
7. Catch Dr. Evil in the First Act,
8. Threesome with Japanese Twins,
9. Earn Daddy's Respect.
10. Become CUK poster of the year


One down, 9 to go.

[Pondlife]

1. Have a cup of tea
2. Make some toast
3. Put put coffee on
4. Brush my teeth
5. Have a shave
6. Have a shower
7. Get dressed
8. Run the dishwasher
9. Check email
10. Post on CUK about it



Reckon I can get at least 4.5 done by lunchtime.

[Scrag Meister]

Try and chat MP up when you meet her.

Ann Widdecombe isn't an MP anymore, hadn't you heard.

[EternalOptimist]

1. Climb Skiddaw - achieved
2. Get shot into space - very very nearly
3. Work in Singapore - achieved
4. Win a heavyweight bout in Marion Square - twice
5. Appear in my own movie - achieved
6. Steal, and be carted off in a Police car - achieved
7. Read a book - achieved
8. Threesome with two Swedish blondes - achieved
9. Write funny stuff - outstanding
10. Threesome with two Swedish blonde females - when me bums better

[MaryPoppins]

Be happy.
Eat good food.
Drink good wine.
Make healthy, happy children.

Aah. That's nice, that.

[kandr]

How unimaginative. It's not enough she is beautiful, she needs a label so you can brag about it.

I wouldn't brag about it, I was using supermodel as a shorthand for widely regarded as very physically attractive.

[MaryPoppins]

I wouldn't brag about it, I was using supermodel as a shorthand for widely regarded as very physically attractive.

You would!

[norrahe]

Be happy.
Eat good food.
Drink good wine.
Make healthy, happy children.

I'll stick with the first three!

[wobbegong]

Aah. That's nice, that.

Thanks.