10 things to do before you die.

[Jog On]

The Needful!!

Now get back to work!

[MaryPoppins]

Having kids isn't an achievement. If so most of the council estates around the UK would be full of high-achievers!

I suspect Wob's comment was around the actual 'bringing up' part, rather than the conception/birth bit, which doesn't take many special qualifications, granted!

[MaryPoppins]

I already have 2 kids, obviously some of us need to keep the gene pool moving in the upward direction. I was talking about the various plebs and oinks.

Serious? I didn't imagine that, I have to say.

[TimberWolf]

Vasectomy success is 99.5-99.9%. But kandr has more powerful contraceptives at his disposal, he doesn't need it.

What happens in the remaining cases? Don't they cut the tubes and seal off the ends? Do the ends seek each other out and rejoin?

[kandr]

Serious? I didn't imagine that, I have to say.

Sorry to let you down, I know you always held secret candle for me, but alas I am taken.

[wobbegong]

Having kids isn't an achievement. If so most of the council estates around the UK would be full of high-achievers!

Agreed, but who said it was "an achievement"?

[EternalOptimist]

What happens in the remaining cases? Don't they cut the tubes and seal off the ends? Do the ends seek each other out and rejoin?

<cough>milkman<cough>

[d000hg]

I already have 2 kids, obviously some of us need to keep the gene pool moving in the upward direction. I was talking about the various plebs and oinks.

Nobody believes you found two people to sleep with you.

[DimPrawn]

1. Buy a shed
2. Buy a motorbike
3. Buy an Aygo
4. Become a permie
5. Live in a rough part of London
6. Pretend to be Wilmslooooow
7. Take 12 months to choose another virtual car
8. Go back to school and get a proper education
9. Pretend to buy a Porsche Panamera
10. Pretend to be head hunted

Done!

[norrahe]

aye. there is a special joy in having kids.

I'll skip the joy, as MP says, some people openly admit it's not what they want. I will gladly put up with other people's kids as long as I don't have to babysit