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10 things to do before you die.
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Well, I am doubly cursed with good looks and well above average intellect, can be difficult at times.Originally posted by d000hg View PostNobody believes you found two people to sleep with you.Comment
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1. Stop dating my sister
2. Leave home & travel to non police state country
3. Never have to wait or queue for anything again
4. Learn to talk squirrels
5. Buy a house
6. Become an economic genius
7. Own a cooker so I can heat cold beans
8. Become most respected poster on CUK
9. Shave off my silly moustache.
10. Become head of a global search engine company

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10 things to do before you die
Originally posted by kandr View PostWell, I am doubly cursed with good looks and well above average intellect, can be difficult at times.- F
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A pilot pal of mine recently came back from a trip in which he had to deliver a small dornier passenger plane to India. It was like fly a few hundred miles, land and refuel and back in the air again. Took them a few days. I'd like to do something like that.
Unfortunately his experienced was somewhat marred on the very first leg. He went to the bog and when he got back to the cockpit, the German captain was sat there nonchalantly "knocking one out". Don't think I'd have fancied spending 4 days in a tin can at 2000 feet with him
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Sounds like he took the name a bit too seriously.Originally posted by pacharan View PostA pilot pal of mine recently came back from a trip in which he had to deliver a small dornier passenger plane to India. It was like fly a few hundred miles, land and refuel and back in the air again. Took them a few days. I'd like to do something like that.
Unfortunately his experienced was somewhat marred on the very first leg. He went to the bog and when he got back to the cockpit, the German captain was sat there nonchalantly "knocking one out". Don't think I'd have fancied spending 4 days in a tin can at 2000 feet with him
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Can I be the first to lower the tone and say "I am quite fond of my little chap too"Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post......I am fond of the little chap....
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pfffff that's nothing, was he eating spaghetti at the time?Originally posted by pacharan View PostA pilot pal of mine recently came back from a trip in which he had to deliver a small dornier passenger plane to India. It was like fly a few hundred miles, land and refuel and back in the air again. Took them a few days. I'd like to do something like that.
Unfortunately his experienced was somewhat marred on the very first leg. He went to the bog and when he got back to the cockpit, the German captain was sat there nonchalantly "knocking one out". Don't think I'd have fancied spending 4 days in a tin can at 2000 feet with him
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Sorry, too late. Thanks for playing though.Originally posted by Wodewick View PostCan I be the first to lower the tone and say "I am quite fond of my little chap too"
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