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10 things to do before you die.

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    #61
    Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
    .....3) Autumn Leaves (Joe Pass) need to be accomplished on a Bb7b9....
    have you heard ec's version on his latest release? it's gorgeous.

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      #62
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      Nobody believes you found two people to sleep with you.
      Well, I am doubly cursed with good looks and well above average intellect, can be difficult at times.

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        #63
        1. Stop dating my sister
        2. Leave home & travel to non police state country
        3. Never have to wait or queue for anything again
        4. Learn to talk squirrels
        5. Buy a house
        6. Become an economic genius
        7. Own a cooker so I can heat cold beans
        8. Become most respected poster on CUK
        9. Shave off my silly moustache.
        10. Become head of a global search engine company



        0 out of 10.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #64
          10 things to do before you die

          Originally posted by kandr View Post
          Well, I am doubly cursed with good looks and well above average intellect, can be difficult at times.
          1. F
          2. U
          3. C
          4. K
          5. O
          6. F
          7. F
          8. A
          9. N
          10. D


          HTH

          Couldn't resist it. Just needed a suitable target. Worth it for the inevitable 3 day ban, though.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #65
            A pilot pal of mine recently came back from a trip in which he had to deliver a small dornier passenger plane to India. It was like fly a few hundred miles, land and refuel and back in the air again. Took them a few days. I'd like to do something like that.

            Unfortunately his experienced was somewhat marred on the very first leg. He went to the bog and when he got back to the cockpit, the German captain was sat there nonchalantly "knocking one out". Don't think I'd have fancied spending 4 days in a tin can at 2000 feet with him

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              #66
              Originally posted by pacharan View Post
              A pilot pal of mine recently came back from a trip in which he had to deliver a small dornier passenger plane to India. It was like fly a few hundred miles, land and refuel and back in the air again. Took them a few days. I'd like to do something like that.

              Unfortunately his experienced was somewhat marred on the very first leg. He went to the bog and when he got back to the cockpit, the German captain was sat there nonchalantly "knocking one out". Don't think I'd have fancied spending 4 days in a tin can at 2000 feet with him
              Sounds like he took the name a bit too seriously.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #67
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                ......I am fond of the little chap....
                Can I be the first to lower the tone and say "I am quite fond of my little chap too"
                Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
                Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by pacharan View Post
                  A pilot pal of mine recently came back from a trip in which he had to deliver a small dornier passenger plane to India. It was like fly a few hundred miles, land and refuel and back in the air again. Took them a few days. I'd like to do something like that.

                  Unfortunately his experienced was somewhat marred on the very first leg. He went to the bog and when he got back to the cockpit, the German captain was sat there nonchalantly "knocking one out". Don't think I'd have fancied spending 4 days in a tin can at 2000 feet with him
                  pfffff that's nothing, was he eating spaghetti at the time?
                  The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
                    Can I be the first to lower the tone and say "I am quite fond of my little chap too"
                    Sorry, too late. Thanks for playing though.
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
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