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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postso told my folks we were engaged, she used to work with my Mum
She also reported me to the police for nuisance phone calling. I had to supply my itemised phone bills to prove I hadn't called her from the number she saidPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI went out with a lass who turned out to be a right boiler. She kept telling my mum the she was carrying my child, she kept this story going for best part of 2 years !"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSerious?! That's shocking.Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Posthonest. she even moved from our home town to be closer to me. changed jobs etc, when she realised nowt was going to happen she moved backComment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSerious?! That's shocking.
Ah, such a spirited young filly!Comment
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Originally posted by wobbegong View PostI went out with a girl 'when I was a lad' who shot me in the face with an air pistol (point blank range). She had previously stabbed a classmate of hers in his arm with a penknife.
Ah, such a spirited young filly!And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by wobbegong View PostI went out with a girl 'when I was a lad' who shot me in the face with an air pistol (point blank range). She had previously stabbed a classmate of hers in his arm with a penknife.
Ah, such a spirited young filly!
This is rapidly turning into one of my favourite threads.Comment
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Originally posted by wobbegong View PostI went out with a girl 'when I was a lad' who shot me in the face with an air pistol (point blank range).Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Posthonest. she even moved from our home town to be closer to me. changed jobs etc, when she realised nowt was going to happen she moved back
So, you saw her for two months and when you ended it she MOVED HOUSE to be closer to you?! Wow. I flippin love these psycho stories.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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