Originally posted by Mich the Tester
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Originally posted by Bunk View Post
You should really think about writing a book. Your relationship stories are pure gold.
The only other one I can think of, is the guy who told me he was 31 (he was 48) and that he'd been working abroad for the last 5 years - in fact he'd been inside for attempted murder. That shows what a gullible gal I used to be.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Troll View Postwho had "she who cannot be named"Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostThank you. I think once your parents have seen your potential boyf's willy, it's game over.
The only other one I can think of, is the guy who told me he was 31 (he was 48) and that he'd been working abroad for the last 5 years - in fact he'd been inside for attempted murder. That shows what a gullible gal I used to be.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I once dated this girl who said we should go back to her flat and make love. So we got back and she said to use the bathroom to get washed and ready then come down where she would be waiting naked. I sprinted down the stairs and burst through the door only to discover she had her parents round!!! Nutter!.Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostHad he also spilt spaghetti bolognese in a fighter jet?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by kandr View PostI once dated this girl who said we should go back to her flat and make love. So we got back and she said to use the bathroom to get washed and ready then come down where she would be waiting naked. I sprinted down the stairs and burst through the door only to discover she had her parents round!!! Nutter!.
We all know I would never use the expression 'make love'.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by kandr View PostI once dated this girl who said we should go back to her flat and make love. So we got back and she said to use the bathroom to get washed and ready then come down where she would be waiting naked. I sprinted down the stairs and burst through the door only to discover she had her parents round!!! Nutter!.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by Troll View PostWhat was her mum like? worth doing?Comment
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